Myke and Allison: Text Messages

The other day I found a video from Buzz Feed Yellow, a video channel on YouTube and it was called “How Married People Text.” I watched it and could not stop laughing. It isn’t exactly what Myke and I text back and forth, but I completely get where they are coming from. Inspired by the video, I decided to take a look back at some texts that Myke and I sent in the past month to one another.

 

Allison: Shipping Wars is not on Netflix.

Myke: Nice

 

(Myke is returning our cable box)

Myke: This place is packed. I have to take a number.

Allison: Really? You’re just dropping something off?

Myke: There’s like a ton of people here

Allison: But you’re just dropping something off

Myke: Yeah, but I still need to talk to someone and they have to pull up my account and stuff

Allison: Oh dear.

Myke: I’m number 46. They are on number 7

Allison: YOU ARE KIDDING!!!!!!!

 

Allison: Did you get laundry detergent?

Myke: Ah poop, I just left!

 

 

Myke: Can you buzz me in the building?

Allison is about to text why

Myke: I locked my keys in the car

 

Allison: What was the name of those chocolates Paula and Clark got us?

Myke: I don’t remember.

Allison: Ugh! I was going to try and find it

 

Myke: Still want Which Which?

Allison: DUH.

 

Allison: My stomach hurts.

Myke: Hey babe, can you send me the Christmas evernote list? I’m sorry, what kind of pain?

Allison: Well I just drank some milk. The Christmas list?

Myke: Yes

Allison: I don’t know what that means…I have three Christmas list evernotes.

Myke: The one with the links for the presents

Allison: Oh! That’s on Google docs.